Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Comment Spam

Dear Comment Spammers:

This blog has six readers who -- like the author -- are pasty, basement-dwelling nerds who care more about the esoterics of Bayesian rating formulas than anything you might be selling.  No matter how minimal an effort is required to post your spam to this blog, I assure you that it has a negative payoff.  You'd be better off finding a "Hello Kitty"/"Justin Bieber" crossover blog -- it will probably have more readers with bigger allowances.

Cordially,

Your Blog Author

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